Lets make this together

While looking through my Mom's recipe book I came across a very interesting recipe, it made me laugh.

Elephant Stew

1 Elephant

2 c. salt

1 c. pepper

20 gal. water

15 pkgs. brown gravy

cut elephant into one-inch cubes, frequently adding pinches of salt and pepper (this will take approximately 72 days).  Add enough water and brown gravy to cover.  Cook over a kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 456 degrees.  If more then 3, 800 are expected for dinner, two rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary because most people do not like to find hare in their stew.

*I can make copies if you want the recipe*

This is my future

I laughed so hard when I saw this.  I only hope when I am old and wrinkly my grandchildren will care this much.

Invasion of The Juggernauts

juggernautinvasion.blogspot.com

"Juggernaut-invasion.blogspot.com"

Take a visit. Only one post so far, but it's awesome.

Late Night Ravaging.

I ravage the pantry like a savage hoping the find some small unsuspecting morsel of nutrients,
but alas, I am forlorn to find the grocery shopping is yet to be done. How long must my poor stomach ache? How long must I day dream of Reese's Puffs cereal? How long must I eat...healthy food?


LOLer








P.S. I hate these fonts, is there anyway to change them?

Little Old Road

*inspired by my favorite street light*

There is a light,

a very simple light.

He might not think he's worth much,

this light.

He stands alone on his little old road,

shinning down on a little path you can go.

His tall wood pole,

and little lamp head

hide himself in a beautiful pine tree bed.

There's a little hole in his pine tree home

and he peeks his head out as if saying,

"I'm here all alone."

But this little light here

he's not really simply at all.

His purpose might be a lot more deeper.

His little head is a rest stop for a bird on a journey,

or a shelter for a squirrel he'll keep company.

He can lead the way down his little old road,

or comfort a kid who is lost and alone.

I told you once and I'll tell you again,

this light is not simple,

he is a beautiful bright friend.

And he has made a difference,

on his little old road.

I Am the Gardener

Saturday, May 21, 2011, 9:00 AM

Orem Institute of Religion is planting flowers at the Institute!

Let's all Go!

Stalking the Post

I wait for the mail man to come down my street

Hoping he brings a sealed paper "treat."

A letter, that is, from far far away

Addressed to me from Elder McRae.

Spying for his truck to come 'round the bend

Arriving later and later seems his informal trend.

At last I hear the unmistakable sound

Of the mail truck's engine, and there it is found!

He opens the box and stuffs letters in,

And at the next house he does it again.

When that little white truck is just out of sight,

I rush out the door even faster than light.

Quickly I scan through junk, bills, and ads.

Most days I leave discouraged and sad.

Once, however, in a very great while

There's something from him and I can't help but smile. :)

Slick and Guru

Dear Slick,
I think you and I are the only ones that actually post on this blog... I guess we are the only ones growing up haha... 


Sincerely, Guru.


HINT HINT SCOOCH AND PATCHES, get your bums posting!!! ;)

Invasion of The Juggernauts

So I re-created my blog haha... It's called "Invasion of The Juggernauts", but I won't give you the URL yet because I'm not done... I almost titled it "Guru Galaxy" lol.


Uber Pwn!

When did I grow up???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE2Urfcrfbw

This video is brilliant, and I absolutely love it!  Doesn't it bring back memories of countless hours playing pretend.  The beautiful princess lost in a forest and saved by her handsome prince, or the brave astronaut making the dangerous trip to the moon, or the crazy pretend lands any child's imagination can create, or how just the face that when you close you eyes and open them again your blanket fort has transformed into the most spectacular tree house.  Really the possibilities were endless.  All you had to do was walk through that "door" and you were in the most amazing place your  mind could imagine.....
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ya I miss those days sometimes 

I lived it full and I lived it well, there's many tales I've live to tell

I was just playing around on itunes, like a do a lot, trying to find some new music and I came across Priscalla Ahn.  I was hooked by the first song I heard.  This song sent shivers up my spine.  You should all give it a listen. And check out her other song's as well.  ENJOY!!!!