Let me riddle you a ditty, it's just an itty bitty, little thing on my mind.

What kind of candy gets the giggles?

-Laffy Taffy

How does a dinosaur come out of a pool?

-wet

What did the horse say when he fell over?

-help! I have fallen over and I cant giddyup

What do you call twin brothers?

-A sunset

How do you get a peanut to laugh?

-you crack it up

What did the tree say to the mountain?

-stop peaking at me

What did the finger say to the thumb?

-I'm in glove with you